So, here I am on the planet Skaro. Don't think much of the hotel staff. They've got some sort of infestation going on and they're kind of preoccupied. A lot of shouting about getting in the exterminator. Should I be worried? The staff are all a bit grumpy, too. Must be the throat infection that's been doing the rounds. Between you and me, I think some of them could do with sucking on a Fisherman's Friend Lozenge once in a while, before it goes to their chest.
The upstairs rooms are a bit messy too. Haven't seen any cleaning staff up here since I arrived.
Anyway, love to all the family. See you when I get back... or before I get back, or after I get here... whatever.